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A friend of mine got 85 in his JAMB result.
He was very angry
with his score, he wrote a short
letter to JAMB office.
Dear Jamb, My name is Zinasha Zibruel. I
am coming from
Nigeria.
I writed JAMB, and I scoring 85.
That is a big fat lie. I say is a big serious lie
because I doing
lesson for 1 months and I count my book
very well. I suposing
to getting 100 in Inglich and 95 in
Litirachure. But you given me
10 in English and 15 in Litirachure.
Did me not doing my CRS very well? Did
Jonah not stay in
the lion hole and Elijah sleep in the
Whale's belly?
Do something very fast. Infacts, I
suposing to score 300 in
the JAMB.
Thanks you.
If you are the JAMB registrar,
what will you do?