Comedy: Akpos The House Boy

AkposWho Is An House Boy Went To His
Oga's Room And Had A Sip Of His Favorite
Wine. By The Time His Oga And Madam Had
Returned, He Descended To The Kitchen
While They Were In The Living Room. His
Boss Noticed The Drink And Called Akpos;
OGA: Akpos!
AKPOS: Yes Oga
OGA: Who Drank My Wine?
(Akpos Didn't Reply So His Oga Went To Him
In The Kitchen)
OGA: Are You Deaf? Why Are You Not
Answering Me?
AKPOS: Oga See, If You Are In Dis Kitchen, U
Will Not Hear What Other People Are Saying.
OGA: Ok Go To The Living Room Where My
Wife Is And Ask Me A Question If I Would
Not Hear You.
(Akpos Walks To The Living Rum And Shouted
While His Oga Was Still In The Kitchen)
AKPOS: Oga!
OGA: Yes Akpos!
AKPOS: Who Use To Sleep With The House
girl When Madam Is Not Around?
(there Was Silence For 5 Sec And His Oga
Came Out)
OGA: Akpos You Are right O! I Cant Hear
Anything From The Kitchen.
MADAM: That's A Lie.
AKPOS: Madam Go And Try It Too.
(she Went To The Kitchen And Waited, So
Akpos Called)
APKOS: Madam!
MADAM: Yes Akpos!
AKPOS: Who Is The Biological Father Of
Junior. Me Or Oga?
(there Was Another Silence For 5 Seconds
Before She Came Out)
MADAM: Honey Its True O! This Kitchen
Needs Fumigation.
One Word For Akpos!
Lolzzzzzz... Itz.